Occupation: Assassin
Name: STRAWBERRY HATER
Mission: Exterminate
commit: Shashi Tharoor
I am ti violent. Wiery. Exhausted. Drained. Bushed.
I see the sycophant again.
svelte in the usual khadi jacket and kurta beneath, tweeting aimlessly on his wireless.
Hes forever tweeting insane and frivoulous commetnts. Who in the world calls the economy separate a cattle class?
Okay, back to business. This is my fifth attempt. A quick recap.
First, I walked straight into his bedroom, watched him reading playboy (!) Knew when the meter was ripe, pulled out my red lucky shoelaces, best weapon, to strangle that derisory throat. And zap! A kung fu hand snapped proper into my face! And other flash of kung fu fighting fast as lightning I jumped right out of his window. Escaped the bully!
Second, managed to fix a date stamp with Mr. Tharoor. Oh how romantic. no(prenominal). I learnt kung fu. Byheart. Candle light dinner. Tharoor trying to impress me. I want u dead and shot out and coordinate of profanities in my head@#$#@#@#@! Now its time, with a short bit of kung fu and two burning candles in hand, Im going to immolate you, you tweet! and I seen fear in his eyes, for he knew he would burn in the fires of hell. A0nd then suddenly, HE JUST BLEW THE CANDLES OFF! Huh?
I melted in disappointment.
Third, the easiest manner to demolish. Go terrorist! Bought a dynamite. Concealed it in a cauliflower. Wapped in a glitter paper with a big red bow. Ha ha ! Death knells ringing Tharoor! Threw it straight at him, he gasped saying Whats that? Its bird, a plane……. Catch Modi! Modi dives. Boom.Bada Boom. No. its a cauliflower bomb. No comments.
Forth, those mig hero planes, crash crafts! He will never be up to(p) to escape the wrath of those killer jets! Managed to get him into one of those boys toys. I watched him climb the stairs, one.. two.., yes yes one more to go.. and hell be confine like a rat! And then, Tweet! Tweet! He halts....If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website: Orderessay
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